Grumpy F**kers Club Slate Coaster – Laser Engraved Drink Coaster with Floral Border – Funny Gift for Grumpy People, Sarcastic Decor for Home or Office
Add Some Sass to Your Surfaces – Grumpy F**kers Club Slate Coaster
Give your coffee table or desk a dose of sarcastic charm with our laser-engraved slate coaster featuring the bold “Grumpy F**kers Club” design and an elegant floral border. Made from natural slate stone, each coaster is uniquely rugged and perfectly imperfect—just like your favourite grumpy human.
Whether you're shopping for a funny gift for a grumpy dad, a sarcastic office mate, or just treating yourself to some grump-powered décor, this coaster is a functional and hilarious statement piece. It’s a top pick for those who appreciate dark humour, bold personality, and high-quality craftsmanship.
Product Features:
- Laser engraved “Grumpy F**kers Club” text with intricate floral border
- Made from natural slate stone – rustic, durable, and unique
- Protects surfaces from heat, condensation, and bad moods
- Includes non-slip feet to prevent scratches
- Ideal for funny gifts, sarcastic home décor, or office desk accessories
Perfect For:
- Gag gifts for friends, family, or coworkers
- Father’s Day, birthdays, or grumpy anniversaries
- Anyone in need of a coaster... and a little attitude
They are 10cm x 10cm.
We use Royal Mail for the majority of our shipments.
Royal Mail 1st Class (1-2 days) — £4.10
Royal Mail 2nd Class (3-4 days) — £3.50
International shipping is calculated at checkout.
Why Choose First Glass Designs?
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Personalisation options
Your own design, name, text or logo laser engraved
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Material quality
Natural slate or FSC bamboo
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Engraving quality
Deep laser engraving, not printed or stamped
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Durability
Scratch resistant, won't fade over time
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Made to Order, Not Mass Produced
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