Grumpy F**kers Club Slate Coaster – Laser Engraved Drink Coaster with Floral Border – Funny Gift for Grumpy People, Sarcastic Decor for Home or Office

$7.00
material
Bamboo
Slate
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Add Some Sass to Your Surfaces – Grumpy F**kers Club Slate Coaster

Give your coffee table or desk a dose of sarcastic charm with our laser-engraved slate coaster featuring the bold “Grumpy F**kers Club” design and an elegant floral border. Made from natural slate stone, each coaster is uniquely rugged and perfectly imperfect—just like your favourite grumpy human.

Whether you're shopping for a funny gift for a grumpy dad, a sarcastic office mate, or just treating yourself to some grump-powered décor, this coaster is a functional and hilarious statement piece. It’s a top pick for those who appreciate dark humour, bold personality, and high-quality craftsmanship.

Product Features:

  • Laser engraved “Grumpy F**kers Club” text with intricate floral border
  • Made from natural slate stone – rustic, durable, and unique
  • Protects surfaces from heat, condensation, and bad moods
  • Includes non-slip feet to prevent scratches
  • Ideal for funny gifts, sarcastic home décor, or office desk accessories

Perfect For:

  • Gag gifts for friends, family, or coworkers
  • Father’s Day, birthdays, or grumpy anniversaries
  • Anyone in need of a coaster... and a little attitude

They are 10cm x 10cm.

The print is durable and dishwasher safe, however hand wash is recommended for longevity.

We use Royal Mail for the majority of our shipments.

Royal Mail 1st Class (1-2 days) — £4.10

Royal Mail 2nd Class (3-4 days) — £3.50

International shipping is calculated at checkout.

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Features First Glass Designs
Premium
Generic Brands
Personalisation options
Your own design, name, text or logo laser engraved
Limited
Material quality
Natural slate or FSC bamboo
Premium Standard
Engraving quality
Deep laser engraving, not printed or stamped
Durability
Scratch resistant, won't fade over time
Limited
Made to Order, Not Mass Produced
First Glass Designs Premium
Generic Brands
Personalisation options
Your own design, name, text or logo laser engraved
Limited
Material quality
Natural slate or FSC bamboo
Premium
Standard
Engraving quality
Deep laser engraving, not printed or stamped
Durability
Scratch resistant, won't fade over time
Limited
Made to Order, Not Mass Produced