• laser engraved slate coaster with “Grumpy Fuckers Club” text and floral border – funny sarcastic drink coaster gift for grumpy people, rustic home or office décor
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Grumpy F**kers Club Slate Coaster – Laser Engraved Drink Coaster with Floral Border – Funny Gift for Grumpy People, Sarcastic Decor for Home or Office

Grumpy F**kers Club Slate Coaster – Laser Engraved Drink Coaster with Floral Border – Funny Gift for Grumpy People, Sarcastic Decor for Home or Office

$7.00 USD
$7.00 USD
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Add Some Sass to Your Surfaces – Grumpy F**kers Club Slate Coaster

Give your coffee table or desk a dose of sarcastic charm with our laser-engraved slate coaster featuring the bold “Grumpy F**kers Club” design and an elegant floral border. Made from natural slate stone, each coaster is uniquely rugged and perfectly imperfect—just like your favourite grumpy human.

Whether you're shopping for a funny gift for a grumpy dad, a sarcastic office mate, or just treating yourself to some grump-powered décor, this coaster is a functional and hilarious statement piece. It’s a top pick for those who appreciate dark humour, bold personality, and high-quality craftsmanship.

Product Features:

  • Laser engraved “Grumpy F**kers Club” text with intricate floral border
  • Made from natural slate stone – rustic, durable, and unique
  • Protects surfaces from heat, condensation, and bad moods
  • Includes non-slip feet to prevent scratches
  • Ideal for funny gifts, sarcastic home décor, or office desk accessories

Perfect For:

  • Gag gifts for friends, family, or coworkers
  • Father’s Day, birthdays, or grumpy anniversaries
  • Anyone in need of a coaster... and a little attitude

They are 10cm x 10cm.

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Shipping rates & delivery estimates

We use Royal Mail for the majority of our shipments and this is the delivery costs and time below: 

UK Prices:

Royal Mail 1st class 1-2 days - £4.10

Royal Mail 2nd class 3-4 days - £3.50

International Shipping is calculated at the checkout

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Care Instructions

The print is durable and dishwasher safe, however hand wash is recommended for longevity.

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