• A stainless steel bottle opener with the text 'GRUMPY FUCKERS CLUB LIFETIME MEMBER' engraved on it, placed on a grassy background.
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Grumpy F**kers Club Bar Blade Bottle Opener – Funny Rude Gift for Him | Sarcastic Bar Tool for Beer Lovers | Novelty Gift for Grumpy Men

Grumpy F**kers Club Bar Blade Bottle Opener – Funny Rude Gift for Him | Sarcastic Bar Tool for Beer Lovers | Novelty Gift for Grumpy Men

$9.00 USD
$9.00 USD
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Open bottles with a side of attitude using this Grumpy Fuckers Club – Lifetime Member bar blade bottle opener. Designed for the proudly miserable and hilariously blunt, this heavy-duty bottle opener is perfect for anyone who takes pride in their grumpiness. Whether behind the bar or at home, this sarcastic bar tool gets the job done with a snarky twist.

Made from durable stainless steel and laser-engraved (or printed, depending on your finish), it’s the ultimate gift for bartenders, beer lovers, or that one mate who’s never in a good mood — and doesn’t care. Great as a stocking filler, birthday present, or Father’s Day gag gift.

Key Features:

  • 🧊 Bold design: “Grumpy Fuckers Club – Lifetime Member”

  • 🍻 Strong stainless steel bar blade – built to last

  • 🖕 Funny, rude, and perfect for sarcastic personalities

  • 🎁 Ideal novelty gift for men, beer drinkers, and grumpy legends

  • 🍺 Great for home bars, man caves, pub sheds & more

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We use Royal Mail for the majority of our shipments and this is the delivery costs and time below: 

UK Prices:

Royal Mail 1st class 1-2 days - £4.10

Royal Mail 2nd class 3-4 days - £3.50

International Shipping is calculated at the checkout

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Care Instructions

The print is durable and dishwasher safe, however hand wash is recommended for longevity.

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