Grumpy F**kers Club Bar Blade Bottle Opener – Funny Rude Gift for Him | Sarcastic Bar Tool for Beer Lovers | Novelty Gift for Grumpy Men
Grumpy F**kers Club Bar Blade Bottle Opener – Funny Rude Gift for Him | Sarcastic Bar Tool for Beer Lovers | Novelty Gift for Grumpy Men
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Open bottles with a side of attitude using this Grumpy Fuckers Club – Lifetime Member bar blade bottle opener. Designed for the proudly miserable and hilariously blunt, this heavy-duty bottle opener is perfect for anyone who takes pride in their grumpiness. Whether behind the bar or at home, this sarcastic bar tool gets the job done with a snarky twist.
Made from durable stainless steel and laser-engraved (or printed, depending on your finish), it’s the ultimate gift for bartenders, beer lovers, or that one mate who’s never in a good mood — and doesn’t care. Great as a stocking filler, birthday present, or Father’s Day gag gift.
Key Features:
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🧊 Bold design: “Grumpy Fuckers Club – Lifetime Member”
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🍻 Strong stainless steel bar blade – built to last
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🖕 Funny, rude, and perfect for sarcastic personalities
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🎁 Ideal novelty gift for men, beer drinkers, and grumpy legends
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🍺 Great for home bars, man caves, pub sheds & more
Materials
Materials
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
We use Royal Mail for the majority of our shipments and this is the delivery costs and time below:
UK Prices:
Royal Mail 1st class 1-2 days - £4.10
Royal Mail 2nd class 3-4 days - £3.50
International Shipping is calculated at the checkout
Dimensions
Dimensions
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
The print is durable and dishwasher safe, however hand wash is recommended for longevity.
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from 183 reviewsVery satisfied with my keyring. It was a perfect addition for a special birthday. Very reasonable price and delivery was quicker than expected
I found these guys a while ago when trying to put a logo on a pint glass. They were amazing from start to finish. Helpful and very quick on communications. The end results are great. Think this was my 4th time using them and will be back again
Very happy with our engraved glass.
The glass is of great quality.
Very fast delivery and well packaged.
Excellent service and product, any queries answered very quickly. The gift set was lovely and well worth the money. I had an inscription on the box and had constant correspondence back and forth to ensure everything was exactly what I wanted.
Purchased this as a gift to our client. Branding quality was really good and the final piece looked great! Great communication from First Glass and goods turnaround really quickly. Highly recommend.
Really pleased with the ease of order. Good quality product and very nice display box. Was delivered in quick time. A good Customisable gift at a good price.
Excellent service and work
Great design, very attentive with further questions on the detail of the print. Packaged with care and absolutely love the end product. Thank you and will visit again!
Excellent customer service from Fran and excellent work on the glasses I ordered.
I'm very happy with the endresult and the service. I
I have ordered 2 on of these on different occasions, both with different designs, bamboo coasters and for a leaving gift for colleagues. The detail was clear, great quality and the service was brilliant.
I bought 6 shot glasses on a wooden holder both personalised with an amazing design of our pub logo and name, 100 times better than I could of imagined, def recommend
Excellent product and communication prior to been sent out. Definitely recommend.
Amazing service
Very good quality sturdy coaster
Good price and matches the Tankards perfectly
Perfect accompanying gift
Highly recommend seller.
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Fully Customizable
You are the boss. So let your creative side go wild. Anything you can think of, we can achieve for you.
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Toughened Glass
We only use the best quality glassware. NO cheap, easy breakable glass will be used
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No MOQ
Unlike other companies we have no MOQ so you don’t have to commit to 100’s of units which will cost you a small fortune.
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