• Engraved wooden sign reading “Grumpy F*ckers Club Lifetime Member” with decorative vintage border, laser engraved on natural wood plaque with rustic finish.
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Grumpy F**kers Club Bamboo Drinks Coaster – Funny Rude Birthday Gift for Him | Sarcastic Gift for Beer Lovers | Novelty Gift for Grumpy Men

Grumpy F**kers Club Bamboo Drinks Coaster – Funny Rude Birthday Gift for Him | Sarcastic Gift for Beer Lovers | Novelty Gift for Grumpy Men

$7.00 USD
$7.00 USD
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UK Delivery Estimates
Each glass is handmade to order — please allow 2–3 working days before dispatch.
Tracked 24 £4.10
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📦 Free UK delivery on orders over £60.

International shipping calculated at checkout. Estimates exclude Bank Holidays.

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For those who wear their grumpiness like a badge of honor, this coaster says it all—welcome to the Grumpy Fuckers Club. Crafted from eco-friendly bamboo and laser-engraved with sharp, permanent detail, this coaster is the perfect blend of attitude and sustainability.

Whether it's for the office curmudgeon, your grumpy morning coffee partner, or just a brutally honest gift to yourself, this coaster adds a dose of unapologetic personality to any desk, bar, or coffee table.

Features:

  • Made from sustainable, high-quality bamboo
  • Precision laser-engraved “Grumpy Fuckers Club” design
  • Durable, lightweight, and naturally water-resistant
  • Perfect for coffee, cocktails, or cold hard silence
  • Great gag gift or conversation starter—for those who’d rather not talk

They are 10cm x 10cm.

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Shipping & Returns

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

We use Royal Mail for the majority of our shipments and this is the delivery costs and time below: 

UK Prices:

Royal Mail 1st class 1-2 days - £4.10

Royal Mail 2nd class 3-4 days - £3.50

International Shipping is calculated at the checkout

Dimensions

Care Instructions

The print is durable and dishwasher safe, however hand wash is recommended for longevity.

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Features First Glass Designs
Premium
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Personalisation options
Your own design, name, text or logo laser engraved
 Limited
Material quality
Natural slate or FSC bamboo
 Premium Standard
Engraving quality
Deep laser engraving, not printed or stamped
Durability
Scratch resistant, won't fade over time
 Limited
Made to Order, Not Mass Produced