Grumpy F*ckers Club Coaster | Laser Engraved Novelty Gift UK

The Grumpy F*ckers Club coaster is a laser engraved 10cm x 10cm coaster for the person in your life who has officially earned their lifetime membership. Available in natural slate or bamboo, both featuring the same ornate floral border and bold club motto laser engraved to a clean, deep finish that looks every bit as good as it reads. The kind of gift that gets a proper laugh rather than a polite one.

Laser engraved by our small family team in Hull and made to order. Choose from natural slate or bamboo, select your quantity, and we will take care of the rest. No personalisation needed — this design says everything.

Grumpy Club Coaster — Available in Slate or Bamboo

Both materials are laser engraved with the same bold Grumpy F*ckers Club Lifetime Member design and ornate floral border. Choose the material that suits the recipient — natural slate for a darker, more dramatic finish, or bamboo for a warmer, lighter look.

• 10cm x 10cm coaster — available in natural slate or bamboo
• Grumpy F*ckers Club Lifetime Member design with ornate floral border
• Laser engraved for a clean, deep and permanent finish
• Available as a single coaster or a set of 2, 3 or 4
• Fixed design — no personalisation on this product
• Made to order in Hull, UK

A Laser Engraved Novelty Gift for the Grumpiest Person You Know

Whether it is a birthday, Christmas, retirement or simply because they have more than earned it, this is the gift for the person who gave up pretending to be cheerful a long time ago. It works for grumpy husbands, grumpy dads, grumpy bosses and anyone else who wears their lifetime membership as a genuine badge of honour. Order one for the coffee table or a full set of four for the complete experience.

• Ideal birthday, Christmas or retirement gift
• Choice of natural slate or bamboo — both laser engraved
• Set of 1, 2, 3 or 4 — full club membership sorted
• Suits him or her — the grumpiness knows no gender
• Dispatched with care from Hull, UK

Bamboo coasters are wipe-clean only — avoid soaking. Slate coasters are heat and water resistant and can be wiped clean with a damp cloth.

We use Royal Mail for the majority of our shipments.

Royal Mail 1st Class (1-2 days) — £4.10

Royal Mail 2nd Class (3-4 days) — £3.50

International shipping is calculated at checkout.