{"product_id":"grumpy-club-lifetime-member-coaster","title":"Grumpy F*ckers Club Coaster | Laser Engraved Novelty Gift UK","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eGrumpy F*ckers Club coaster\u003c\/strong\u003e is a laser \nengraved 10cm x 10cm coaster for the person in your life who has \nofficially earned their lifetime membership. Available in natural \nslate or bamboo, both featuring the same ornate floral border and \nbold club motto laser engraved to a clean, deep finish that looks \nevery bit as good as it reads. The kind of gift that gets a proper \nlaugh rather than a polite one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLaser engraved by our small family team in Hull and made to order. \nChoose from natural slate or bamboo, select your quantity, and we \nwill take care of the rest. No personalisation needed — this design \nsays everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eGrumpy Club Coaster — Available in Slate or Bamboo\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBoth materials are laser engraved with the same bold Grumpy \nF*ckers Club Lifetime Member design and ornate floral border. \nChoose the material that suits the recipient — natural slate for \na darker, more dramatic finish, or bamboo for a warmer, lighter \nlook.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e10cm x 10cm coaster — available in natural slate or bamboo\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGrumpy F*ckers Club Lifetime Member design with ornate \n  floral border\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLaser engraved for a clean, deep and permanent finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAvailable as a single coaster or a set of 2, 3 or 4\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFixed design — no personalisation on this product\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMade to order in Hull, UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA Laser Engraved Novelty Gift for the Grumpiest Person You Know\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it is a birthday, Christmas, retirement or simply because \nthey have more than earned it, this is the gift for the person who \ngave up pretending to be cheerful a long time ago. It works for \ngrumpy husbands, grumpy dads, grumpy bosses and anyone else who \nwears their lifetime membership as a genuine badge of honour. Order \none for the coffee table or a full set of four for the complete \nexperience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIdeal birthday, Christmas or retirement gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eChoice of natural slate or bamboo — both laser engraved\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSet of 1, 2, 3 or 4 — full club membership sorted\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSuits him or her — the grumpiness knows no gender\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDispatched with care from Hull, UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"First Glass Designs","offers":[{"title":"1","offer_id":62447378268547,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2","offer_id":62447378301315,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3","offer_id":62447378334083,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4","offer_id":62447378366851,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0565\/2758\/5439\/files\/laser_engraved_slate_coaster_with_Grumpy_Fuckers_Club_text_and_floral_border_gift_for_him_funny_sarcastic_drink_coaster_gift_for_grumpy_people_rustic_home_or_office_d_cor.jpg?v=1771239230","url":"https:\/\/firstglassdesigns.com\/products\/grumpy-club-lifetime-member-coaster","provider":"FirstGlassDesigns","version":"1.0","type":"link"}